Some of the texts here may be a bit outdated - but they will still allow for a good laugh!
Warning! - Most of these may be illegal or harmful to your health if caught!
Summary : 44 things to do when you're bored.
Written By Shooting Shark.
Preface : Everyone's putting out these files, right? So, I thought I
might as well release one, since I generally like to write t-files.
Call a sweep tone or similar obnoxious number, then call people at
random with three-way.
Call some hacker friends and tell them to call you back in an hour,
because you think you're going to be busted. Forward your calls to
the police department.
Call Kentucky Fried Chicken and ask "Do you have extra crispy
Look up "Mary Stewart" or something in the phone book. Call this
number and ask for Mary. If they say "she's not here", yell "Well
where the hell IS that bitch?"
Ask to use your neighbor's phone. Call 911 and put the phone down.
If you have at least two (younger) brothers or sisters, wait until
they go to bed, then move them to each other's beds.
If you have just one little brother or sister, put s/he in the
Drive down to your local mall and...
Stroll into a Radio Shack. Walk up to a Color Computer and enter:
20 FOR P = 1 TO 30000 : NEXT P
30 S = INT(255 * RND(1)) + 1
40 SOUND (S,50)
turn the volume ALL the way up (if the tv is hooked up to an
amplifier, all the better) and leave the store...
Go into a toy or hobby store and ask to demo a nice powerful
remote-control car. Stand at the entrance of the hobby store and ram
the car into shoppers.
At the same store, play with one of those robots where whatever you
say into the handset is echoed through the robot's speaker. Hide
somewhere within the store and position the robot at the front of the
store. Proposition women who walk by.
Still at the mall, light off an M-80 and yell "Look out, he's got a
Go up to some payfones. Place a collect call to the fone next to
Go into a Fredrick's or other large lingerie store. Pretend you're
looking for something to buy for your girlfriend. Pick up a pair of
crotchless panties (or a similar item) and ask them to model it for
Have them model stuff all night, or until they catch on that you're
not going to buy anything.
Bring a porno movie. Go into Video Concepts and play it on the 40"
projection TV that's in front of the store.
Go to Mrs. Field's Cookies, buy a dozen large, flat cookies. Go back
to Video Concepts and put them in the CD players.
Go to Macy's, or Emporium Capwells, etc. and knock the lingerie off
the manequins. On the female mannequins that are completely dressed,
open the blouses to the waists.
Go to Brennan's or Matthew's and ask the salesmen if they know they
have 200 watt amps hooked up to 100 watt capacity speakers.
Bring some condoms (fresh or used) and casually drop them into
shopper's bags. Or, leaving them on the floor is fine.
Stand around a part of the mall where a lot of people walk by. Tell
them "Your sock's untied."
Go to the mall's pet store. Put powdered jello in the fish tanks.
Go to B. Dalton or Waldenbooks. Pick up some issues of Penthouse.
Relocate them among the children's books.
Bring some crutches. Take off your shoe. Walk around with the
crutches, keeping your leg stiff. Make someone think they bumped
into you. Fall over and scream in pain.
Go to the cutlery store and ask them if they have 4-foot ninja
Make up some signs that say "Please Use Other Door" and put them
Bring your own blank price tags and a pen...
Written 23 March 1986 By Shooting Shark. Remember that name...
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